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I. Should. Definitely. Stop. Staying. Up.
Other than that, holidays are getting boring. Waking up and sleeping at arbitrary non-predefined times is fun, but there's only so much internet surfing you can do before it starts to feel repetitive.
Meh.
This is boring. Boooring. Boooring. BOOORING. BOOORING.
(i think you get the point now)
- Dmg2: Boredom -
>Engage!
>VS Boredom
>To win: defeat the boss!
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
attack
>You attack Boredom!
>Boredom takes 10 damage!
>You gain 22 exp!
>Boredom uses Bore!
>You take 8 damage!
>Boredom gains 1 exp!
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
holiday tech
>>Holiday Tech
>Blog-hop
>Touhou
>Onemanga
>Youtube
>4chan
>Sleep
bloghop
>You use Blog-hop!
>Boredom takes 16 damage!
>You gain 22 exp!
>Boredom uses Emo-fy!
>You take 14 damage and Status Effect: Emo!
>Boredom gains 1 exp!
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
status
>>Status: You
>HP: 56/80
>MP: 50/50
>Status: Emo
>>Status: Boredom
>HP: ???/???
>MP: 0/0
>Status: None
You stare at the screen, hands hovering over your keyboard and a frown creasing your eyebrows as you glare at the enemy's stats.
"Unknown HP... can't be the final boss yet, right? I mean, there's still one and a half weeks left ingame..."
Your hand moves to the mouse, and with a swift series of clicks, brings up a Firefox window and a wall of text. Unperturbed, you quickly use the 'Find' function to locate the paragraph you wanted.
"Damn, Boredom's the hardest bonus boss."
tbc.
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