Tuesday, November 30, 2010

*emo emo emo*

I haven't done anything but write since the holidays started.
What is it about total boredom that makes the plot bunnies breed? (Or in my case, the plot-idea bunnies, since the prose bunnies seem to have found another warren. Which is also why my attempts at getting something out for NaNoWriMo is failing miserably.)

Speaking of which, I have a cold. And a sore throat. *is feeling miserable*

I want to climb a tree. But there aren't any climbable ones around here.

I want a chain. A metal chain with finger rings on each end, one gold and one silver. Just so I can spin it and annoy people. (And as usual, nobody gets the reference.)

Just realised I haven't signed onto MSN even once since the holidays started. Ohnoes.
*opens Messenger*

My laptop is also dying. The RAM probably overheated or something. Oh well.
Now running Ubuntu to reduce the memory and RAM consumption.

Aha~n.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

*fumes*

Normally, my response to most large flamey internet conflicts would be go find a box of imaginary popcorn, an imaginary vantage point and watch.

But, well, the FF.Net and RedBooton issue is starting to get really ridiculous. And annoying.
Fine, delete MA stories, they weren't exactly allowed in the first place (although you'd think that FF.Net would've just not created the M rating at all, since said rating is, well, disallowed, and yes, I know they'd just spill over to the T rating like before, so why not just allow those stories already? It's not like people are going to stop posting them, or the mods are actually going to get better at their job, or the rating doesn't exist already, and I'm ranting).
But deleting slash stories, regardless of explicitness, just because they are slash?
And the entire filtering is based mostly on botting the fic and checking it against a list of words that "only appear in erotic fiction".
Um... whut? I'm sure 99% of the words on that list can, in fact, appear in a different context, and probably already have.

I could go on about how the entire profile of the creator reeks of elitism, but I think I'll save that rant for some other day.

Time to go comb LJ and hope the fic I wanted to re-read was mirrored there.

Aha~n.

P.S. The Malazan Book Of The Fallen is now the most mindscrewey thing I've ever seen/watched/read. I mean, when the character list alone takes 6 pages (fine, technically 5 if you allow for formatting), and that's just 1 book (there are 10), then something's either very wrong or very interestingly good about your book. Thankfully, in this case it's mostly the latter.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

CENSOREDing CENSORED this was CENSOREDing awesome.

From Omegle, we have the following. I was 'You'.

Stranger: hey :D 
You: WHAT IS PI 
Stranger: NOTHING YOU?! 
Stranger: ACTUALLY MY CEILING =) 
You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR CEILING? 
Stranger: IT'S UP! 
Stranger: O-O 
You: YAY!!! 
You: SO WHAT IS PI 
Stranger: GOOD BOOOOOOK 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: YOU HAVE JUST WON 10 CENTS! 
Stranger: Actually I have it but i haven't started it yet 
Stranger: WHAT IS HUNGER GAMES? 
You: TO COLLECT, PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR LOCAL 'WHO WANTS TO BE A DOLLARIARE' BRANCH 
Stranger: HAHA I won a dime :D 
You: yup, and if you continue you stand to win a WHOLE DOLLAR!!!111!! 
Stranger: ZOMG A FREAKING LOONIE 
Stranger: okay i'll continue! 
You: QUESTION NUMBER 2 
Stranger: OKAY 
Stranger: -rubs hands together- IM READY! 
You: THE CATEGORY IS: PHYSICS! 
Stranger: ZOMG OKAY 
You: HOW MANY G IS GRAVITY ON EARTH? 
You: IS IT (A) 100 (B) 20 (C) 1 (D) 3 
Stranger: o-o 
Stranger: I have no idea 
Stranger: Can i ask you a question? :D 
You: you can use 50-50, ask one of my alter egos, or randomly guess! 
Stranger: C 
Stranger: haha idk 
You: CORRECT! 
You: *music plays* 
You: YOU HAVE WON 5 MORE CENTS! 
Stranger: YAY a nickle :D 
Stranger: oops nickel* 
Stranger: I shall name you Phillip 
You: OK! 
You: *clears throat* 
You: HENCEFORTH, I SHALL BE PHILLIP THE ANNOUNCER 
You: THE NEXT QUESTION HAS A CHOICE OF CATEGORIES: 
Stranger: OKAY 
You: ART 
You: BIO 
You: MATH 
Stranger: CHEMISTRY? 
You: NOPE 
Stranger: BIO THEN 
You: OK! 
Stranger: =D 
You: QUESTION NUMBER 3 
Stranger: =D!!! 
You: WHERE IS YOUR HEART? IS IT (A) *points at me* (B) *points at ceiling* (C) *points at you* (D) *points to Pluto* 
Stranger: C 
You: AND THE ANSWER IS... 
You: ... 
You: ... 
Stranger: ... 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: *more music plays* 
You: YOU NOW HAVE A GRAND TOTAL OF 25 CENTS! 
Stranger: WOOOT QUARTER 
You: NOW WE CUT FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK 
Stranger: D'AWW 
You: (becuase I'm running out of random ideas xD) 
Stranger: HAHAHAHA :D 
You: (hang on, pulling out more!) 
Stranger: GOOOGLE! 
Stranger: Otay 
You: PHILLIP HAS RETURNED FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: *Dollariaire theme music plays* 
Stranger: hahahhaa 
You: *Phillip walks onto stage* 
Stranger: =O 
You: NOW WE HAVE... 
You: PART TWO! 
Stranger: DUN DUN DUN DAAA 
You: THE QUESTIONS WILL BE INCREASED IN DIFFICULTY! 
You: BUT! 
Stranger: AHH 
You: There will be... AN ACCOMPANYING REVIVAL QUESTION! 
Stranger: AHH 
Stranger: okay! 
You: THE CONTESTANT MAY CHOOSE TO ANSWER THE REVIVAL QUESTION AND RE ENTER THE COMPETION AT A COST OF 5 CENTS! 
You: *dramatic music plays* 
Stranger: OKAY!!! 
You: SO! 
You: ROUND TWO, QUESTION NUMBER 1! 
You: HOW DO YOU SPELL 'Mongolia'? IS IT (A) MONGOLIA (B) MONGORIAH (C) MONKOREA (D) QWERTY 
Stranger: A o-o 
You: YOUR ANSWER IS... 
You: ... 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY 
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 


(And at this point, I think the other side accidentally dc-ed. RAAAAAGE.)
Yes, I got the idea from Yu Han's blog.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Fine, so building a glass fortress in Hell isn't a good idea.

At least, not if you actually plan on fighting Ghasts.
Had to repair most of a room (and nearly fell into the lava sea underneath) after I accidentally let a Ghast in.

But it still looks pretty.

Saw an epic floating spiral in Hell, couldn't build up to it, and decided to just recreate my own.
Still wondering if I should use glass for the walls. It'll be messy, given the sheer size and its tendency to attract Ghasts (though I've made sure they can't spawn inside), but pretty.

The bloody cobblestone is going to drive me crazy soon, though. But it makes good lighting.

On the not-Minecraft-related side of things:

I now understand why people write Shirou/Issei fanfiction. *facepalm*

No obvious seafood-ism yet, but the H-scene in UBW is really amusing.
(No, wait, after getting to the end of it, I take that back. Shirou, you are a nincompoop.)

Bleh, back to FSN. 1.5 routes more before I get the end I want.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

こんにちばんわ!

I STARTED PLAYING MINECRAFT ANYWAY.

BYE BYE SLEEP. IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.


IT'S OVEEEEER~~~

*dances around*
*flails*
*remembers Chinese O Levels next Wednesday*
*wilts*

BUT YAY, IT'S MOSTLY OVER~~~

Have a cute Len pic, because I am feeling randomly high!
(Hm. It won't fit. Let's see how resizing goes.)


Also, new Vocaloid coming out! Voiced by Piko from NND!
*cue squeeing of epic proportions*

And I again made the mistake of clicking on TV Tropes, and can probably forget about playing Minecraft today.

Yesh I am being hyper. Whee!

Yuuka, your Black Gold Saw figma now costs $36, but that's without the shipping.

Aha~n.
こんにちばんわ~