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Last time...
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
status
>>Status: You
>HP: 56/80
>MP: 50/50
>Status: Emo
>>Status: Boredom
>HP: ???/???
>MP: 0/0
>Status: None
You stare at the screen, hands hovering over your keyboard and a frown creasing your eyebrows as you glare at the enemy's stats.
"Unknown HP... can't be the final boss yet, right? I mean, there's still one and a half weeks left ingame..."
Your hand moves to the mouse, and with a swift series of clicks, brings up a Firefox window and a wall of text. Unperturbed, you quickly use the 'Find' function to locate the paragraph you wanted.
"Damn, Boredom's the hardest bonus boss."
Upon logging back in...
>Resuming game...
>Game loaded
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
"Whaaat, it's lvl 99? Looks like I'll have to start using cheats."
opencheats
>Entering Cheat mode...
>Cheat mode loaded.
>Please enter cheat code
secretcode60224
>Cheat: Infinite HP activated!
>Enter new code
>Return to game
secretcode08185
>Cheat: Infinite Totema activated!
>Enter new code
>Return to game
backtogame
>Game loaded
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
status
>>Status: You
>HP: inf/inf
>MP:50/50
>Status: Emo
>>Status: Boredom
>HP: ???/???
>MP: 0/0
>Status: None
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
totema
>You summon totema: Llama!
>Boredom takes 9999 damage!
>You gain 22 exp!
>Boredom uses Bore!
>You take 8 damage!
>Boredom gains 1 exp!
>Attack
>Holiday Tech
>Wait
>Status
>Totema
totema
A few hours later...
>Boredom takes 9999 damage!
>Boredom is defeated!
>You gain 22 exp + 1 JP!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
...
"Crap, how much more of this do I have to sit through? The walkthroughs never mentioned this."
A quick glance at the taskbar tells you it's nearly 2am, and with a sigh, you slide shut the lid of your laptop and head towards the kitchen, intent on getting coffee.
Onscreen...
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You level up!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
>You have reached the maximum level (99)!
...
Sometime later, with your cup of mocha in hand, you reach over to your laptop and pull the lid open.
"Great, a BSoD. Wait, does that mean I lost all my ingame progress?!"
fin.
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