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TRAINER Chen sends out CONAN!
TRAINER Ran sends out YUUKA!
CONAN uses METRONOME!
CONAN uses SUPERPOKE!
It's super effective!
YUUKA takes 134 damage!
YUUKA fainted!
CONAN gains 879 EXP!
CONAN grew to level 9!
Trainer RAN sends out CHIRUNO!
CHIRUNO uses LOOK FAT!
CONAN takes 58 damage!
CONAN is paralyzed!
CONAN jumps up!
CHIRUNO uses ICICLE FALL -EASY-!
But it missed!
CONAN uses EPIC SOCCER KICK!
CHIRUNO takes 67 damage!
CHIRUNO uses EPIC TOUHOU PRO-NESS!
CONAN takes 78 damage!
CONAN fainted!
CHIRUNO gains 486 EXP!
TRAINER Chen sends out EX-RAN!
EX-RAN uses FIRE PUNCH!
It's super effective!
CHIRUNO takes 124 damage!
CHIRUNO fainted!
EX-RAN gains 9999 EXP!
EX-RAN grew to level 18!
Trainer Ran sends out USC!
USC uses SADISTIC TORTURE!
EX-RAN takes 89 damage!
EX-RAN uses THRAsH!
USC takes 56 damage!
USC uses EVIL SMIRK!
EX-RAN is paralyzed!
EX-RAN uses THRASH!
USC takes 32 damage!
USC's Sunflower restores health!
USC uses STAB WITH UMBRELLA!
EX-RAN takes 13 damage!
EX-RAN, enough!
TRAINER Chen sends out EX-SHERRY!
USC uses EVIL SMIRK!
EX-SHERRY is paralyzed!
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OMNOMNOM.
...
EX-SHERRY is paralyzed!
EX-SHERRY uses SPAM POISON!
USC takes 54 damage!
USC is poisoned!
USC, that's enough!
TRAINER Ran sends out YUUKA!
EX-SHERRY uses ICY STARE!
YUUKA is paralyzed!
YUUKA is paralyzed!
YUUKA uses LOLI-FY!
EX-SHERRY is attracted to YUUKA!
EX-SHERRY, that's enough!
TRAINER Chen sends out SHINICHI!
YUUKA uses MOCK THE WORLD!
It's super effective!
SHINICHI takes 87 damage!
SHINICHI uses METRONOME!
SHINICHI uses CONVERT FOE TO UNDEFINED ZOMBIE!
YUUKA takes 32 damage!
YUUKA is poisoned!
YUUKA fell asleep!
YUUKA took damage because of poison!
YUUKA's Uber Jacket restores health!
YUUKA is asleep!
YUUKA took damage because of poison!
SHINICHI uses METRONOME!
SHINICHI uses STEAL JACKET!
YUUKA's Jacket was stolen!
YUUKA woke up!
YUUKA uses POST-IT ARMY!
It's not very effective...
SHINICHI took 12 damage!
SHINICHI's SHINIGAMI Ability cuts YUUKA's health!
YUUKA fainted!
SHINICHI gained 9001 EXP!
SHINICHI grew to level 22!
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IT"S OVER 9000 EXP!!!
...
WARNING. WARNING.
NUCLEAR REACTOR.
WARNING. WARNING.
TRAINER Chen: WTF?!
TRAINER Ran: YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE FOR DEFEATING THE BOSS!
TRAINER Chen: ...What boss?
TRAINER Ran: I WILL BE YOUR STOCK EXPOSITION CHARACTER. THE FINAL BATTLE IS ALMOST UPON US. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD!!!111ONE!11
TRAINER Chen: ...is that it?
...
BOSS UTSUHO appeared!
TRAINER Chen sends out SHINICHIGAMI!
TRAINER Ran sends out DAIYOUSEI!
BOSS UTSUHO uses NUCLEAR WALL!
BOSS UTSUHO's DEF and SP.DEF rose sharply!
SHINICHIGAMI uses METRONOME!
SHINICHIGAMI jumped up!
DAIYOUSEI uses AWESOME DANCE SKILLZ!
BOSS UTSUHO takes 44 damage!
BOSS UTSUHO uses NUCLEAR BLAST!
But it missed!
DAIYOUSEI takes 80 damage!
SHINICHIGAMI started glowing!
DAIYOUSEI uses SCAR FOR LIFE!
BOSS UTSUHO is paralyzed!
BOSS UTSUHO uses NUCLEAR STOMP!
But it missed!
DAIYOUSEI takes 80 damage!
DAIYOUSEI fainted!
TRAINER Ran sends out YUUKA!
SHINICHIGAMI is still charging!
YUUKA uses VIOLIN SONG OF DOOM!
BOSS UTSUHO takes 54 damage!
BOSS UTSUHO uses NUCLEAR RAMPAGE!
But it missed!
YUUKA takes 87 damage!
YUUKA uses GROWTH!
BOSS UTSUHO is bound by GROWTH!
SHINICHIGAMI uses WEB OF BLOOD AND DEATH!
BOSS UTSUHO takes 790 damage!
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BOSS UTSUHO: HOW DARE YOU PUNY MORTALS INTERRUPT MY PLAN! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!
TRAINER Chen: ...and why is everyone but me talking in caps?
TRAINER Ran: BECAUSE WE ARE STOCK AI-CONTROLLED CHARACTERS. NOW. WE WILL DEFEAT YOU AND END THIS MADNESS.
BOSS: UTSUHO: YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!
TRAINER Chen: ...and once again someone rigged the Caps Lock button.
BOSS UTSUHO: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, MAGGOTS!
...
BOSS UTSUHO fired ULTIMATE NUCLEAR BEAM!
THE WORLD exploded!
...
TRAINER Chen: -_- ...if it exploded, then we're dead, so why are we still talking?
TRAINER Ran: NOOOOOOOO!
BOSS UTSUHO: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!111ONEONE111!!!
TRAINER Ran: WE WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE!
TRAINER Chen: Really, it's the end of this transcript already. Can we stop now? And Okuu, make sure you clear up the mess.
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tbc.
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now for the part that wasn't typed on fri:
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...well, more or less.
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