Wednesday, October 6, 2010

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

As quoted from a certain source:

And God said, "Here, look at these pamphlets about adoption. Now, you don't have to decide right away..."

And Steve replied, "Well, aren't we the only people in the world?"

And God said, "Right. Where do you think the women your sons will marry come from? You get to borrow from those other gods' women. I'm not going to make you all by hand."

And Steve replied, "...ew. Boobies."

And it was good.


To Onion: HA. (I'm joking.)