Friday, October 8, 2010

Well, at least it's not badly written seafood-referencing porn.

I mean the "sex scene" (read: CG dolphin swims around in sparkly water) in the Unlimited Blade Works movie.

There is probably something wrong with either that scene or the rest of the movie when after watching it, the only thing I can think about is at least dolphin > dragon.

Never mind that the movie had Archer being awesome.
Never mind that the movie was waaay too compressed.
Never mind that the movie has more plotholes than I care to count.
Never mind that the movie is mostly incomprehensible unless you've already finished the entire VN.
Never mind that movie cut out half the source material.

What really matters is that the (badly CGI-ed) dragon got replaced by a (slightly better CGI-ed) dolphin. Which didn't even mutilate anyone.

I wonder what they'll put in Heaven's Feel if it ever gets animated. (Pleasepleaseplease let it involve Nasu's legendary seafood sex...)

Aha~n.