Thursday, November 11, 2010

CENSOREDing CENSORED this was CENSOREDing awesome.

From Omegle, we have the following. I was 'You'.

Stranger: hey :D 
You: WHAT IS PI 
Stranger: NOTHING YOU?! 
Stranger: ACTUALLY MY CEILING =) 
You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR CEILING? 
Stranger: IT'S UP! 
Stranger: O-O 
You: YAY!!! 
You: SO WHAT IS PI 
Stranger: GOOD BOOOOOOK 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: YOU HAVE JUST WON 10 CENTS! 
Stranger: Actually I have it but i haven't started it yet 
Stranger: WHAT IS HUNGER GAMES? 
You: TO COLLECT, PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR LOCAL 'WHO WANTS TO BE A DOLLARIARE' BRANCH 
Stranger: HAHA I won a dime :D 
You: yup, and if you continue you stand to win a WHOLE DOLLAR!!!111!! 
Stranger: ZOMG A FREAKING LOONIE 
Stranger: okay i'll continue! 
You: QUESTION NUMBER 2 
Stranger: OKAY 
Stranger: -rubs hands together- IM READY! 
You: THE CATEGORY IS: PHYSICS! 
Stranger: ZOMG OKAY 
You: HOW MANY G IS GRAVITY ON EARTH? 
You: IS IT (A) 100 (B) 20 (C) 1 (D) 3 
Stranger: o-o 
Stranger: I have no idea 
Stranger: Can i ask you a question? :D 
You: you can use 50-50, ask one of my alter egos, or randomly guess! 
Stranger: C 
Stranger: haha idk 
You: CORRECT! 
You: *music plays* 
You: YOU HAVE WON 5 MORE CENTS! 
Stranger: YAY a nickle :D 
Stranger: oops nickel* 
Stranger: I shall name you Phillip 
You: OK! 
You: *clears throat* 
You: HENCEFORTH, I SHALL BE PHILLIP THE ANNOUNCER 
You: THE NEXT QUESTION HAS A CHOICE OF CATEGORIES: 
Stranger: OKAY 
You: ART 
You: BIO 
You: MATH 
Stranger: CHEMISTRY? 
You: NOPE 
Stranger: BIO THEN 
You: OK! 
Stranger: =D 
You: QUESTION NUMBER 3 
Stranger: =D!!! 
You: WHERE IS YOUR HEART? IS IT (A) *points at me* (B) *points at ceiling* (C) *points at you* (D) *points to Pluto* 
Stranger: C 
You: AND THE ANSWER IS... 
You: ... 
You: ... 
Stranger: ... 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: *more music plays* 
You: YOU NOW HAVE A GRAND TOTAL OF 25 CENTS! 
Stranger: WOOOT QUARTER 
You: NOW WE CUT FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK 
Stranger: D'AWW 
You: (becuase I'm running out of random ideas xD) 
Stranger: HAHAHAHA :D 
You: (hang on, pulling out more!) 
Stranger: GOOOGLE! 
Stranger: Otay 
You: PHILLIP HAS RETURNED FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK! 
Stranger: YAY! 
You: *Dollariaire theme music plays* 
Stranger: hahahhaa 
You: *Phillip walks onto stage* 
Stranger: =O 
You: NOW WE HAVE... 
You: PART TWO! 
Stranger: DUN DUN DUN DAAA 
You: THE QUESTIONS WILL BE INCREASED IN DIFFICULTY! 
You: BUT! 
Stranger: AHH 
You: There will be... AN ACCOMPANYING REVIVAL QUESTION! 
Stranger: AHH 
Stranger: okay! 
You: THE CONTESTANT MAY CHOOSE TO ANSWER THE REVIVAL QUESTION AND RE ENTER THE COMPETION AT A COST OF 5 CENTS! 
You: *dramatic music plays* 
Stranger: OKAY!!! 
You: SO! 
You: ROUND TWO, QUESTION NUMBER 1! 
You: HOW DO YOU SPELL 'Mongolia'? IS IT (A) MONGOLIA (B) MONGORIAH (C) MONKOREA (D) QWERTY 
Stranger: A o-o 
You: YOUR ANSWER IS... 
You: ... 
You: CORRECT! 
Stranger: YAY 
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 


(And at this point, I think the other side accidentally dc-ed. RAAAAAGE.)
Yes, I got the idea from Yu Han's blog.